Sunday 23 September 2007

16 Hour Sleep

My 16 hour sleep last night was lush, aint had a sleep like that in years, only possible after a 1 hour sleep the night before. Feel refreshed today =) and so i put $20 into my stars account just for a bit of fun because i'm really missing playing poker now, i miss having $1000+ in my account to play around with and busting lol. This $20 is just a little bit to play around with until i make enough money from work that i can stick in and afford to lose. That will probably be $150+. All i want to be able to do is have a nice healthy roll and play at 0.25/0.50 or 0.50/1.0 and make a nice profit each day, but playing at micro i just get stupid!

Things going ok atm, i had a 30 min sesh just before goin out to the pub to play a bit of pool, made a few cents =) enough for a bag of porkies is all you need! sorry, going out to the pub so no bloggerment for me tonight, you will have to find someother fish to go out 1st!

Joke for today

There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him. First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw. Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off. The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw." The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."

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